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Höbin!!! I've missed your wit and wisdom! *bows respectfully* Thank you for this one!

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[Tips his hat with a sly grin, adjusting his spectacles.'

Well now, if it isn’t Kummer Wolfe—gracing my humble musings with a bow, no less! You flatter me, my friend. Careful though—too much praise might go to my head, and then I’ll start charging admission for my wit and wisdom.

[Chuckles, stroking his beard thoughtfully.]

Truth be told, I’ve missed our banter as well.

Life’s far too dull without sharp minds to spar with, wouldn’t you agree?

If this little nugget of wisdom brought a smile or sparked a thought, then my work here is done—at least until my next brilliant idea stumbles into being.

[He leans closer, lowering his voice as if sharing a secret.]

Just don’t tell Alhannah I said that. She’s already convinced I talk too much.

[Straightens up with a wink.]

Keep in touch, Kummer. The world’s a brighter place with you in it.

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Ha! I won’t tell Alhannah a thing!

But I so agree. Life’s better when you can spar with another sharp mind. It’s like a whetstone, both minds come away sharper! I’ll keep in touch Höbin, no worries there.

[tips fedora with a bright grin in return]

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[...chuckles, leaning back in his chair and adjusting his spectacles again.]

Well said, Kummer! A sparring of minds is like a good whetstone—sharpens the edge and keeps us both dangerous in the best way possible. Though, I’d wager, in your case, you might already be a few steps ahead.

Some of us are just trying to keep up...

[...strokes his beard, pretending to look thoughtful.]

...a fedora? Classy. A man after my own heart! Though, I hope it’s sturdy enough for the occasional bow—it’d be a shame if your hat couldn’t handle your flair.

[He winks slyly, then leans forward as if he’s letting you in on a secret.]

Appreciate the discretion about Alhannah. She’s got ears like a bat and a memory sharper than her daggers. If she catches wind of this, you’ll owe me more than just a conversation—you’ll owe me a pint of Blackseed Rum for the trouble.

[With a laugh, he tips an imaginary hat in return.]

Looking forward to the next round of sparring, my friend. Until then, keep that mind of yours sharp and your hat tipped with style!

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Höbin - thanks for looking out for Jaime. Feel free to look out for me when I publish things with errors in them as well!!!

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Deleyna, it’s always a pleasure to lend a hand—especially when it comes to keeping Jaime out of trouble. Though, between you and me, that man’s like a cat with nine lives… and I swear he’s used up at least eight of them already.

[He chuckles, stroking his beard thoughtfully.]

As for you, looking out for errors? Oh, don’t tempt me! I’ve been known to point out a misplaced comma or two—sometimes with a touch more enthusiasm than folks appreciate. But if you’re serious, I’ll happily play the part of your literary gnome guardian.

[Leaning forward, he lowers his voice conspiratorially.]

Of course, my services come with a fee: one good story and maybe a slice of pie—pecan, if you’re taking requests. A gnome’s got to keep his priorities straight.

[wink]

Just say the word, Deleyna, and I’ll have my spectacles ready to catch anything that tries to slip past us. Errors beware—Höbin’s on the job!

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