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Kids tories are always the best....

STORY:

My wife is in the bathroom. She has the door closed AND locked.

...Ruby is banging on the door. "Mom, the door is LOCKED!"

"I know, Ruby," says mom.

"But I can't TALK to you, with the door locked," Ruby says.

"That's the POINT, Ruby!" hollers mom.

Ruby looks at me and shrugs..."Mom doesn't make sense sometimes."

hehe.

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Ha ha. She’ll figure it out soon enough. Poor Mom. I can relate.

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